SummerSlam Preview

Well, let's start with the lineup, shall we?

Finlay vs. Kane
the H's vs. King Bookah
Rey "I didn't do no roids" Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero
Diva Battle Royal - Woman's Championship #1 Contender
Umaga (c) vs. Vince's Kid vs. Carlito - IC Championship
John "Don't call me Jim" Morrison (c) vs. CM Punk - ECW Championship
Khali (c) vs. Batista - World Heavyweight Championship
"The Immortal" John Cena (c) vs. Randy Orton - WWE Championship

Finlay v. Kane
I like Finlay. I like Kane. Yet, I think that this match might make the baby Jesus cry. I am not seeing any chemistry, and somewhere Jericho is having Deja Vu. Either Finlay will use the Shackalacky or Kane will defy logic and win despite having recently lost to a bearhug.
Prediction: Kane

HHH v. Booker
I have mixed feelings about this one. It really depends on HHH. If he has trained and is mobile, this should be good. If he (as he has had a tendency in the past) comes back looking like the lost Man on a Mission or like the guy who injected Scott Steiner, this will suck.
Prediction: (du)HHH

Rey v. Chavo
Rey, I kid because I love. These guys can go and this will likely be match of the night. Even if they botch everything, the crowd will still be into it, and that is what counts.
Prediction: Rey

Diva Battle Royal
T and A. The smart thing to do would have Beth Pheonix win, so...
Prediction: Michelle McCool

Umaga v Kennedy v Carlito
This will establish Umaga as a monster face. It seems every brand needs one now. Should be a good match.
Prediction: Umaga

Morrison v Punk
Johnny has certainly picked things up lately, and Punk is Punk. What else could you want. I don't think they will pull the Punk trigger yet.
Prediction: Morrison

Khali v. Batista
Khali has been surprising lately. Big Dave has started looking good again also. My guess is that is because someone told him he is going over. Look at how bad he performed when he wasn't going to win. Just an observation.
Prediction: Batista

Cena v. Orton
I have actually wanted to see these guys go at it for a while. When they were starting out, I actually picked Orton as the next huge star. Oh well. Probably a DQ ending stretching out the feud or leading to Cena's next feud.
Prediction: Cena